Think about it.
Two legendary figures. Both are instantly recognizable by their silly costumes. Both are infinitely helpful, benevolent and altruistic. Both can do amazing things that no human being could accomplish and are admired almost universally, especially among children. I’ve never seen them together, have you? What makes you think they aren’t the same guy? Who does he think he’s fooling with that phony looking beard?
Look at the similarities. Both prefer bright primary colors. Claus with his warm red suit and Superman with his stunning blue ensemble avec flashy red cape (and outside-jockey shorts) topped off by yellow highlights. Both show up unexpectedly then leave before you can thank them.
Wait just a minute! What about this Lone Ranger guy!
…Nah, he’s into earth tones and hangs out with Jay Silverheals. Both Claus and Superman do their big work alone.
Superman flies with no apparent help. Claus flies with the aid of reindeer, or is that just a ruse? They both exhibit an affinity for cold climates. Actually, both are commonly known to inhabit the Arctic reaches. Santa in his Workshop and Superman in the Fortress of Solitude. This you think is a coincidence?
Larry Niven pointed out that Superman had a pretty awful childhood – his folks dead, planet destroyed. He might be superhuman but just how much can any sentient life form put up with before he goes crackers? This guy’s schizophrenia is perhaps manifold. Santa might be an intermediate identity, half way between meek mild-mannered reporter and Super-hero.
Come to think of it he is already three people before you count Santa Claus. His birth name is Kal-El (son of Jor-El of Krypton – a prosecuting attorney who looks like Marlin Brando – before the great “ballooning”).
Perhaps, orphaned and homeless himself as an infant, El/Kent/Superman engages in a forlorn form of bargaining-stage grief by dedicating one day a year to fulfilling the dreams of children…all of them. We know he wouldn’t have any trouble whipping out a few billion toys, but that might seriously cut into the time he spends catching bad guys or saving the structure of Space-Time itself. But there is this trick he has of squeezing a lump of coal into a big, facet-cut diamond – so to provide funds to buy all the toys he might need,
I stumbled across another – and perhaps ultimate – explanation of this “Claus” persona. There are these guys who are called “Mummers” you see. Quoting Mummers.com:
“Mummers tradition dates back to 400 BC and the Roman Festival of Saturnalias where Latin laborers marched in masks throughout the day of satire and gift exchange.”
The tradition has survived the intervening 24 centuries to thrive until today.
This is an example of a modern-day Mummer. I picked an “average” costume from Mummers.com. The Prize Winners are way “over-the-top” by comparison. Something we cannot say about Santa – nor about Superman…Well, “over the top” actually may be appropriate there.
Perhaps the unwilling visitor from Krypton has adopted this ancient custom. I believe this may be the explanation of El/Kent/Superman’s additional pseudonym (i.e., Claus).
- Our beloved legends are far more complicated individuals than we imagine.
- They may be far fewer individuals that we believe,
- This proves two long held popular “truisms”:
- “Go big or go home.” If you want to be different, then leave a vast gulf of space between yourself and the surrounding “different” individuals.
- “Crazy like a fox”. Success and insanity are by no means strangers. The fact that Schizophrenia may be thrown in on top of it is not particularly surprising.
So, what else is going on up there at the top of the world?